Omg thank you for this. I get jealous of these types of situations as well! I’ve never heard anyone else name that. The jealousy. But you did. Thank you.

By the way, Melissa. That new relationship I got into? It’s not going to be sustainable. He’s cute and dear and funny but he doesn’t have the backbone I need. God dammit.

And by the way, holy fucking shit: you worked for TMZ? I love your life.